Twinkies

The Hillmer Twinkie Blog

The story of a Twinkies Box that has traveled over 32,500 miles to date

(That's more miles than once around the world!)

The original box of Twinkies is now inside this Backpack, 2014

Twinkies Celebrated their 80th Anniversary in 2010 and apparently went belly up in 2012!
(Maybe it was because they taste so bad...)

Good news - in 2013, Hostess Brands is back in business and Twinkies along with a number of other great products, including Cupcakes, are once again being made and sold!!

Dedicated in loving memory to Aunt Alyce, August 1998

The is a very true story of two Hillmer families: one in Colorado, one in Wisconsin.  Their kids, first cousins, did many things that all children do.  One summer in Colorado, junk-food flowed in excess.  For some reason that history is not clear on, sometime in the mid to late 1970's, a box of Twinkies was purchased in Colorado but the novelty of eating such stuff had worn off so the Twinkies were not eaten - but saved!  Then, in July 1980, one of these kids was married and when one of the wedding gifts was opened they found The Box of Twinkies!  This box was then sent back and forth when the families would travel and visit each other.  Initially, the travels were recorded (signed & dated) on the box.  But as time (and a certain dog in Colorado) ate away at the box, it became fragile so notes and other small items were collected in the box to help keep the time-line going.  In the mid 90's the scribblings were documented in an EXCEL spreadsheet.  In August 1998, the spreadsheet was transferred to the internet for all to see. That same box, continues its travels to this day!

PS: The actual Twinkies (food?) were enjoyed by Cinder, the German Shepherd in Colorado who found the box and didn't ask about its age.

The History...

 

Date
Received From
Delivered To
Messages and History 
Original Cost $1.29
July 19, 1980
Colorado
Wisconsin
11:48am Opening JD & Bonnie's Wedding Gifts, the box was found
February 26, 198?
Wisconsin
Colorado
Not clear when or how this happened, but it was returned to Colorado.
March 14, 1982
Colorado
Wisconsin
High noon, sent to WI Hillmers
?
Wisconsin
Colorado
 Un-documented event
September 15, 1985
Colorado
Wisconsin
11:45am
April ??, 19??
Wisconsin
Colorado
Ink ran (dog slobber), too hard to read
August 13, 1988
Colorado
Wisconsin
Un-documented event
November 19, 1988
Wisconsin
Colorado
This marks the 2nd time in 10 years that Alyce visited Waukesha; a card from Stacy & Michael was added; an individual Twinkie was added (it expires Nov 18, 1988 - so don't eat it!)
December 12, 1989
Colorado
Wisconsin
Christmas tag added "JD, I didn't forget, Santa of Colo."
September 20, 1990
Wisconsin
Colorado
 Un-documented event
August 27, 1995
Colorado
Wisconsin
JD brought to WI from Carl's Wedding (Aug. 26, 95)
July 27, 1996
Wisconsin
Colorado
Sent to CO with Roy (Christmas in July, Roy visited Grandma H who is now at Westmoreland Home)
August 22, 1996
Colorado
Wisconsin
JohnW & Bev went to Roy & Alyce's 40th anniversary and brought it back with them; pictures in box now from CO
April 20, 1997
Wisconsin
Colorado
Gave to Roy to take back to CO; he was here to see Grandma H and attended JohnW's 68th B-Day party
August 12, 1998
Colorado
Wisconsin
Sent back via John & Bev in memory of Aunt Alyce (mom). The Legend and Tradition Must Continue!
October 13, 1998
Wisconsin
Colorado
Sent with Roy back to Carl & Shelly as a baby gift to welcome Whitney (9/24/98) to this family tradition.
June 23, 1999
Colorado
Wisconsin
Sent back to Wisconsin with John & Bonnie and their family when they visited the Colorado Hillmers.  There was a spectacular lightning storm when they left that evening.
August 7, 1999
Wisconsin
Colorado
Sent back to Colorado with Roy, after a fishing trip on Lake Michigan.  7 Salmon and 1 Brown Trout were caught; waves were 4-6' and it rained a bit, fishing was great, and included a 38" 28 lb. King Salmon.
June 13, 2000
No Activity
No Activity
The Colorado and Wisconsin Hillmers went fishing again (June 17th) on Lake Michigan, but the "box" was left in Colorado by accident.  The "reunion" included a 50th wedding anniversary for the "senior" Hillmer's (John & Bev)
November 2000
No Activity No Activity The CO and WI Hillmers came together in Waukesha to remember Roy & John W's mother, our Grandma Hillmer, at the time of her passing.  The Twinkies were left in Colorado as we all had more important things on our mind this time.
February 2001
Colorado
Wisconsin
A package arrived in the mail, and to our surprise the box of Twinkies had been found and shipped to Waukesha.  Thanks Roy  🙂
August, 2001
Wisconsin
Colorado
Returned with Roy to Colorado, with a "Twinkie the Kid" toy added for Carl & Shelly to celebrate the birth of their baby, Naomi (6/17/01).
June 12, 2003 Colorado Wisconsin Sent back to Wisconsin via  John & Bev in memory of Roy, nothing added to the box this time, just memories.
June 26, 2003 Wisconsin Colorado This could be an all time record as the box was returned to Colorado by John & Bonnie and their family, just 336 hours (or so) after the June 12 memorial service.  A Twinkie Lip Balm was added to the box  (purchased at Walgreen's in Waukesha).
May 31, 2004
Colorado
Wisconsin
At breakfast the day after Kristi & Josh's wedding, in Cincinnati, the box was passed back to the WI-Hillmer clan, with an added set of Twinkie earrings and a Twinkie T-Shirt now enclosed (we all signed the shirt).
May 28, 2005
Wisconsin
Colorado
The box and goodies are handed back to the Colorado clan in Madison Wisconsin as we all came together for Nate and Erin's wedding.
July 21, 2007
Washington/Colorado
Wisconsin
The box and its treasures was handed back to the Wisconsin Hillmers in Richland, WA, when we all gathered there for Richard and Jill's wedding.  The box has increased in size to accommodate a few new items, including a Twinkie glass.
July 25, 2009
Wisconsin
Colorado
The ever growing box is returned to Colorado via Marna & Phil, in St. Cloud Minnesota, during the wedding weekend of John & Bonnie's son, J.Michael, to Leah.  A small article was added, AND a picture from 1988 of Alyce & Roy handing the box to John D.  The WI-Hillmers are looking forward to it coming back either at or before their daughter Stacy's wedding, to Jake, on June 5, 2010.
June 5, 2010 Colorado Wisconsin The box was given back to JD at Stacy and Jake's wedding in Waukesha, with even more stuff added to it.  When will it get back to Colorado?
April 4, 2014 Wisconsin Colorado/Minnesota The box, now in a Twinkie Backpack, was given to Marna the week after John David's mom, Beverly, passed on (12 days after her 85th birthday).  A wonderful time of memories was shared by all as we celebrated mom's life on earth and her eternal life now with Christ.
October 31, 2015 Minnesota
Wisconsin
Marna & Phil brought the Twinkie BackPack to Wisconsin with all its contents, including a new box of Twinkies, and one wrapped with a note, for John D. Hillmer's Retirement, 10/31/2015.  Much fun and celebrating around the retirement, but the planned Kite flying (a Hillmer family retirement Tradition) had to be postponed as it rained on the 31st.  Note, now that Marna & Phil have moved from Colorado to Forest Lake, MN, I suspect the box will travel back to Minnesota next time.
March 13, 2018 Wisconsin
Minnesota
We missed a few wedding opportunities to exchange the Twinkies (Richard & Nancy H in Thief River Falls and then Kimberlie & Alex in Waukesha), but finally as Marna & Phil passed through Waukesha after touring the South and visiting Nancy P for her BIG birthday, we exchanged the box at Michael & Leah's house and it traveled back to Forest Lake, MN.xxx
Sometime in 2019 Minnesota Wisconsin The box was brought to Waukesha on Nov 11, 2019.  Marna & Phil had taken their Ridgeline pickup truck for a short road trip down to Waukesha.  The 11th was a Monday and we had pizza at John W's house.
August 24, 2020 Wisconsin Minnesota Just 4 weeks before John W's passing (9/23/20), Marna and Phil picked up the Twinkie Kit from John W's driveway dinner (we were all trying to be socially distanced from one another, due to COVID19 carefulness).
March 4, 2022 Minnesota Wisconsin After traveling to a number of destinations this past winter, Marna & Phil passed through Waukesha with the very full Twinkie Backpack and all of his memorabilia.  The exchange was made after feasting at a Thanksgiving Day style dinner with carved turkey and all the fixings, hosted at Mike & Leah’s house, with food brought to the event by each attendee.  The Twinkie Backpack is packed now and has a newly added “Twinkies Fun and Easy Dessert Kit” in it.  We all think it’s time to digitize some of the contents and reduce its weight and volume.
April 13, 2024 Wisconsin Minnesota Marna and Phil traveled to Waukesha for a weekend visit and time of fun and games (a night of Rook) with the Waukesha clan.  They toured a few of the local attractions, including the Mitchell Park Domes Horticulture Conservatory, and a drive through tour of Lapham Peak State Park to see where JD volunteers.  Marna shared homemade gifts that she sewed, with the girls and for the anticipated Hillmer baby (Mike & Leah's, expecting #3 in June).
Date Received From Delivered To

 

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Revised  April, 2024